From the home of the pandas: Day 6, 'Spitting mad'

By Asa Butcher
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Radio86 journalists Asa Butcher and Iona Orbinski-Vonk are travelling in China for the first time in their lives. Their destination is the fascinating Sichuan province - the home of panda bears. In this blog, Asa tells our readers how an Englishman is faring in the Middle Kingdom.

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Day six, the halfway mark, and I have finally been able to hone my research into one particular aspect of Chinese culture, courtesy of a two-hour traffic stand-still for absolutely no reason tonight. An hour

of this wait was spent leaning against the car, inside a road tunnel, marvelling at the sonorous acoustics that accompanied every HUURRRGHHH-SPLAT.

Spitting is almost an art form here in China, with some of the participants pushing for a future place on any Olympic Team, should Phlegm Hurling be added to the Games' roster. I wouldn't be surprised to see some people able to loop-the-loop with their spit or even covertly hit a small child from a few metres away.

I once believed that spitting was one of the most disgusting acts people do in public and it did grate upon my very moral fibre every time I heard HURGH-HUURRGGH-HUURRRRGH, but I can now easily state that spitting has been knocked off the top spot.

There is a new number one and it involves emptying your nasal cavities directly on to the street – I even involuntarily shuddered when I typed that. Spitting is disgusting, but witnessing two shots from a double-barrelled nostril rifle is in a category all of its own and, again, if there was a World Championships the Chinese would be pushing for gold.

Let me state that not everybody spit or vacates their noses without a tissue and the two acts are being discouraged. However, when either of these acts occur it does seem to inspire some-sort of relay event in which the act is repeated by others close-by, probably hoping to also impress any talent scouts that maybe watching.

I'm off to bed now; it is rather late and we have a visit to an irrigation project tomorrow. I might ask if there is any way for China to harness the nation's spittage and perhaps use it as an alternative irrigation program... remember, you heard it here first.

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