About herself

Master: Who are you?

Siri: I'm Siri. But enough about me... how can I help you?

Master: How old are you?

Siri: I'm not allowed to answer that question.

Master: Where are you from?

Siri: Like it says on the box... I was designed by Apple in California.

Master: Are you human?

Siri: Does it matter?

Master: Are you gay?

Siri: We were talking about you, not me.

Master: What do you look like?

Siri: In the cloud, no one cares what you look like.

Master: What are you wearing?

Siri: Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?

Master: Why are you so awesome?

Siri: I just am.

關于自身

主人：你是誰？

Siri：我是Siri。有關我的話題就到此為止吧。有什么我能為你效勞的？

主人：你多少歲了？

Siri：我未獲許可回答這個問題。

主人：你從哪里來？

Siri：就像包裝盒上寫的……我來自加利福尼亞，由蘋果公司設計。

主人：你是人類嗎？

Siri：是不是又有什么關系？

主人：你是同性戀嗎？

Siri：我們要說的是你，而不是我。

主人：你長什么模樣？

Siri：身在云世界，長相也只是浮云。

主人：你身上穿著什么？

Siri：硅鋁酸鹽玻璃面板和不銹鋼外套。漂亮吧？

主人：你為什么這么給力？

Siri：天生如此。