| Sheldon: You know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it? |
謝爾頓：你知道我是個聰明絕頂的人。要是我出錯了，我能不知道嗎？ |
| Sheldon: You're a lucky man. You're talking to one of the three men in the western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought. |
謝爾頓：你很幸運。在西半球僅有三個人能跟得上你剛才的思路，而正在跟你講話的這個恰恰就是其中之一。 |
| Sheldon: I am a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates and an IQ which can't be accurately measured by normal tests. Now, how much scarcer could I be? |
謝爾頓：我是個理論物理學家，出過書，有兩個博士學位，普通的測試甚至無法準確地測量我的智商。我還能更珍稀一點兒嗎？ |
| Sheldon: Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I, too, was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student. Of course, I was fourteen. And I had already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime. |
謝爾頓：看著你們這些年輕的新面孔，我不禁回想起，曾經，我也是一個卑微的研究生，忙著為自己的學術前途做決定。當然了，那時我剛剛14歲，取得的成績已經是你們大部分人都遠不能企及的，而且還能每天九點準時上床睡覺。 |
| Sheldon: You want me to use my intelligence in a tawdry competition? Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish? |
謝爾頓：你想讓我把才智浪費在這種華而不實的比賽上嗎？你會讓畢加索（西班牙畫家）去玩畫圖猜詞嗎？會讓諾亞?韋伯斯特（美國詞典編纂家）去玩拼詞游戲嗎？會讓雅克?庫斯托（法國海洋勘探家）去玩“釣魚”牌戲嗎？ |
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