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John Goldfinch, 61, battled to reel-in what he thought was an enormous fish pulling on his line only to discover it was a scuba diver he had caught by the leg, the Daily Telegraph reported.

Goldfinch was fishing for mackerel on the beach at Budleigh Salterton when he felt a huge bite. The thrilled angler had to fight to reel in the catch as he looked forward to netting a massive fish. But his excitement turned to shock when his hook surfaced about 15 meters offshore to reveal the hapless frogman.

To add insult to injury the diver had been hooked between his legs.

"The funniest thing was that his girlfriend then surfaced, helped him remove my tackle from his tackle and nonchalantly handed the hook back to me and apologized," Goldfinch said.

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老人釣魚釣到潛水員

???????61歲的約翰·戈德芬奇自以為釣到了一條大魚，便使勁兒收線，卻驚訝地發現原來是把一位潛水員的腿給鉤住了。

???????據英國《每日電訊報》報道，戈德芬奇當時正在巴德利索爾特頓岸邊釣鯖魚，忽然感覺到魚鉤被重重的咬住了。興奮的他使勁兒收線，希望釣到的是條大大的魚。結果，在離岸邊15米遠的水里，被魚鉤拉出水面的竟是一個倒霉的潛水員！戈德芬奇的興奮就變成震驚了。

???????而更令人尷尬的是，魚鉤竟然鉤住了潛水員的襠部。

???????戈德芬奇說：“最搞笑的是，他女朋友隨后也露出了水面，幫著他把魚鉤從潛水服上弄下來，然后很淡定的交給我，還沖我道了歉。”

(China.org.cn August 22, 2011)